Very pretty.
Everybody!
I'm sorry to you. It'll OK soon.
Sorry… sorry.
Granny, you can't Light it up in this way.
You've just got the oil but you haven't got a lampwick.
I know that.
But I've lost the lampwick I can do nothing about it.
Buy a new one.
It's reasonable…
Miss, excuse me
if it is the lamp of Buddha
where to buy a new lampwick for it?
Show your real image!
The Four Kings from the Nantian Gate and Erland God
Zixia. Your sister Zixia and you
is the lampwick
inside the lamp of Buddha.
You left Heaven without permission.
You told the public that
the one who can pull your Magic Sword out
is your best love.
You're an immortal You can't love any ordinary man.
If a devil pulls your sword out
we'll become the laughing-stocks.
No matter who he is an immortal or a devil
the sword can only be pulled out by me and my lover
I will stand by him forever.
If I can't be with the one who I love.
I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.
How dare you are.
You're this stubborn
I'm gonna kill you.
You're gonna vanish.
That's fine I don't wanna be a lonely immortal.
Look out!
No need to say anything
I'll kill whoever speaks it out
I've said it's not permitted to speak it out
I wanna tell you.
Your beloved dog is doing that with a bitch.
How dare it is!
Ok, I'll kill it. Let's eat it.
Ok…
We've decided to do so for a long time.
Jing Jing.
Jing Jing, where are they?
Immortals?
Devils.
Thank you.
Please go into the Spider Web Cave.
Spider Web Cave?
Don't cheat me! It is the Waterfall Cave.
Spider Web Cave, what a nice name.
Just call it Spider Web Cave.
I live at here.
Hold it.
Listen to me
all things here belong to me!
Including you!
Me?
Yes
just like a donkey let me make a mark on you.
You're my guy now.
Don't scare of anyone Just tell them you know me
I'm called Spider Web Immortal now.
Spider Web Immortal?
500 years ago?
You hasn't turned back into the Monkey King because
you haven't met the guy who'll give you the 3 birthmarks.
Open the door.
Close the door.
I can't believe it…
I don't wanna be the Monkey King
I have to save Jing Jing.
Give me back the Box.
Open the door.
I have heard that she said "open the door".
Open the door.
How dare you are?
Let's go there through another way.
Be careful.
That way.
Open the door.
Who?
Is it necessary?
It's great!
We needn't scare of Qingxia
since we've got the box.
Come out! Are you really this shy?
This Box is… It's me!
I've said that all things here are mine.
What do you want?
Nothing…
I've heard that you wanna go.
Can you bring me with you?
Are you also chased after by someone?
I'm going to save someone.
Save whom?
Save my wife.
It's Pak Jing Jing. You know her
I don't know her
I know that. But you'll know her soon.
Because she'll be your disciple.
And this Box…
It's mine!
I know that.
But in fact, I gave you this.
Then, you gave me back at that time.
So I come back and
give it back to you again now.
Do you understand?
Yes, you're crazy Yes.
And you have to bring me with you.
Why need I do so good to you?
This is because you're my master.
It's meaningless if you leave me here.
Really?
Sit down.
Ground.
Give me your hand
I'll buy a new clothes
for you later.
Bark!
Wow!
Louder!
Wow…
Immortal…
Be quick, the moon has come out.
Go!
Where to go?
Are you leaving?
If you aren't, give me the Box I'm leaving.
What Box?
Listen to me
I won't wait until tomorrow.
Be quick, shut up.
Then your bitch sister will come here.
Shit, how dare you tell the others that I do bad to her.
What?
I'm that bitch's sister.
Don't listen to her nonsense words.
Joker.
Why didn't tell me to wake up last night?
What?
Where have you been? Stand still.
Sit down.
Chair.
What about you?
Why are you looking at me in this way?
What did you see?
Did you see her?
Did you see my sister?
She's come.
What did she tell you?
Don't trust her, she's crazy!
Maybe she had a fierce fight with me in our past lives.
So Buddha
turned us into a lampwick
told us to practise more.
Solve our disputes.
But we couldn't do that.
We are still fighting with each other
don't say that anymore.
Let's go.
Do you think that I'm crazy?
No. That's really my sister.
Don't you believe me?
Come on, come on.
Let's tie our hand up.
You will know that tonight.
I don't think the moon will come out tonight.
Really?
Bitch.
You can't escape from me.
What's you name?
My surname is Lin?
You're Lin Qingxia My brother talks about you usually.
Your brother?
The guy who you beat up is called Joker.
How about you?
I'm his twin brother Broker.
Joker? Broker? You tell lies.
You're so smart.
My brother is called Qin Han
I'm called Qin Xiang Lin.
What are you doing?
I admire you.
You admire me?
Not only admire, I don't want to lose you.
So I tie myself with you.
Please accept my love.
Let's go together.
You have to pay something for my love.
You hate your sister so much
I've lied to her that I would kill you tonight.
Then you have nothing to worry.
So I have to take a thing as a sign.
Do you have valuable thing such as…
jewels or Pandora's Box…
ok, but they are useless.
Give her my Magic Sword tonight.
She'll believe it.
Fine.
It's him.
Bring me to the market since it's not dark yet.
What?
What's up?
My heart is pounding.
What to do?
Follow me.
Now Big Brother has turned back into human face
and he's with Zixia Immortal.
Did Zixia has a part in
the capture of Master?
We should keep it secret.
My martial arts skills and IQ
is better than him.
But there is Zixia Immortal now.
She's better than me, I think
I'm here.
She's better than me because
I've got a burden, it's you.
Give me half of this pig head, thanks.
I don't sell pig head Do you like pig penis?
What?
My lover is nearby.
Did you see him?
No
because my Magic Sword is beeping.
Where does the beeping sound come from?
Do… do… do… right?
You made this, not the sword
I know you didn't hear that So I made it for you
I'm scared!
I'm really scared!
What?
It's fate. So don't be afraid.
Come again?
My heart is pounding.
My heart is beeping.
What?
How should I tell him?
Just tell him
it is fate.
If he doesn't like me, what to do?
If he has wife, what should I do?
It's fate. It's God's order He has to accept this.
Really?
It's fate! He has to accept this.
Yes! Yes…
He's come.
It's me?
It's you. How do you know? It's you
I didn't know
how to tell you.
You're so smart.
But I have a wife
I know, but I can do nothing about it.
This is fate. You have to accept this.
You just need to leave your wife.
And then follow me.
That's great!
Fine?
That's fine.
Let's start our affair.
Ok, let's start.
Kiss me first.
Fine, come to me.
Come!
Give me!
You deceive me.
You don't wanna kiss me.
You deceived me! You lied to me!
I'm serious. Give me the Box first.
Should I show you my heart?
No, I do this.
Wow! Your heart looks like a coconut.
Miss, I'm ugly.
But I'm a gentleman.
Tell me honestly
does she love his wife?
I'll kill the one who're gonna block my way.
Granpa Buddha, look.
Look!
He doesn't move.
I know that.
Let's go.
Brother, what is this mean?
I know you've got good figure so I touch you.
Yes, please go on.
That's fine. Touch me again.
Whose hand is it?
What are you talking about?
Take away.
Devil.
Have you finished?
Don't get angry, I just do that for fun.
Take care of sister.
She will give you back.
Sister, I won't angry at you.
We should regard you as Goddess and worship you.
It's dark. I will go to find sister.
Good luck.
It's really lucky.
Qingxia.
Where are you?
Come out
I've killed your sister.
Monkey King.
You bastard.
You wanted to marry the King Bull's sister.
But you regarded the Longevity Monk as a wedding gift.
And you invited all devils to eat his flesh.
Do you admit your guilt?
Bitch!
She's chased me for 3 whole days.
I didn't beat you up because you're a woman.
Don't think I'm scared of you.
Monkey King.
Don't say that to Goddess.
Shut up!
You scare me again!
Monkey King, Longevity Monk?
Do you know you've committed offences.
You've grabbed Zixia Immortal's Pandora's Box.
You don't want to see me.
Now, I can't escape
I'm gonna fight against you!
What's up?
Monkey King, you're so naughty
I've told you don't throw things.
It's wrong to throw things
I haven't finished yet You've thrown away the stick.
The Box is a treasure.
You'll pollute the environment!
What to do if kids are hurt?
It's still bad
if you hurt plants.
What are you doing?
Let go!
What do you want?
Tell me if you like it
I will give you that if you like it.
Of course, I will give you if you like it
I won't give you if you don't like it
I'm pretty sure that I won't give you if you don't like it.
We're reasonable
I'll count to 3.
Tell me if you want it!
Monkey King.
You know him now.
This guy is very annoying.
Ver disturbing.
Just like a fly.
Sorry, not a fly
but a swarm of flies.
Fly into your ears.
Help…
Help!
So I tear the fly's belly open.
Tear out its intestines.
Put them around its neck, then pull them.
Then its tongue comes out and I use my blade to cut!
The world's silent then.
We all know this now
why I kill it.
Really?
So many excuses.
You don't want to get scriptures
I won't forgive you
because you're so cruel to your master.
Sister
you're wrong.
The Monkey King wanted to eat me.
It's just a thought.
Not a fact.
You haven't got any evidence.
He's not guility!
Just wait, when he's eaten me up
you can prove him guilty.
Longevity Monk, I know you're annoying.
But I don't know you're this annoying
I gave you the Gold Ring to control this monkey.
But you don't use the ring.
The size of that ring doesn't suit him.
He can't wear it.
It makes him very uneasy.
He can't sleep at night It disturbed me, too.
Although it is just a monkey
you cannot do that do it
I'll be indicted animal abused if the government knows it.
That Gold Ring…
I met iron-smith last year at the Chan's village.
His skill is wonderful and the price is low.
Really fair price
I think
you should buy a new one from him.
Shut up!
It's a sin…
Now, I think you know my pain!
Answer me!
It's Ok!
I've told you not to throw things.
Look!
Monkey devil, go to hell.
You can't defeat me!
You're not Buddha.
No more fighting…
Goddess.
Please let the Monkey King go don't hurt him.
No more fighting
I'm gonna kill him!
Goddess, stop!
It's normal to make mistakes.
He's my disciple
I have to take the responsibility.
Goddess, please let him go.
If I won't kill him
I can't report to Heaven Emperor
I know that.
Please tell Heaven Emperor that
I'm gonna sacrifice my life to him.
What?
It is a master's responsibility.
Goddess, please listen to me
I just wanna teach him…
in order to show my spirit.
That's great…
Monkey King, I hope you'll learn
your master's spirit!
Namonitabhaya.
Dreaming again?
Its big trouble
I always have nightmares.
Where is Qingxia?
Not here.
Qingxia…
Everybody, how are you?
It's cold!
Have you worn more clothes
I've lost my way
I wanna find a place to stay at night.
Go there to sleep.
Thank you very much.
Wish you all long live.
I saw him come here.
Where is he now?
Why did you go to pee? You have to take the blame.
It won't hurt you.
Is it illegal?
Old Black Mountain Devil?
Monkey King.
You turn into human face again.
Do you still recognise me?
You are the fly.
Monkey King…
Impossible, I must be dreaming.
It is still early to make dreams, but…
I dream of you.
When I was travel through time and space.
Do you miss me?
The Box is at your side?
Yes, it is. Do you want it?
Who?
What's up?
Soldier.
My dad also wanna stay here.
No problem.
It's your dad!
Yes, dad, come out to say hello to all bros.
Where does he come from?
From India
India? Where is it?
I need to carry on tomorrow. Sleep there.
Thanks.
It's really noisy.
Annoying.
Sleep inside.
It is the problem of time difference
I have just slept in India Now you tell me to sleep again.
You go to sleep.
Where is the Pandora's Box?
Monkey King, can you behave yourself?
Look, just keep calm.
What is he doing?
He's breathing in life.
Pretend to sleep
I hope that he won't breathe in ours.
Go to sleep!
Do you know me?
That Indian…
You like it, take it.
My disciple is calling me, bye.
Don't play with fire again.
Bye.
Please don't follow us. I don't know you.
It's great to see you.
Where is the Box? The Box?
The King Bull?
Bro. Catch the Longevity Monk And give him to me.
Miss, handkerchief.
It's wedding day, why are you weeping?
I'm not weeping. My mouth is watering.
It's a very happy day.
What?
It's not only the wedding day of my sister.
But also the day of my marriage With my concubine.
Concubine?
What does sister-in-law say about this?
That bitch.
She's now at the Flame Mountain.
She can do nothing about this even if She knows it.
Bull, how did you know?
This new wife?
I passed the desert yesterday.
I saw a pretty girl.
She's dying.
Master, what to do now?
Fine! No problem…
Really? We succeed now!
Zixia, what a nice name you've got.
Let me introduce my sister and My brother-in-law to you.
Xiang Xiang, Bro.
Come here, follow me.
This my brother-in-law.
This is my sister Xiang Xiang.
Zixia!
How can you get marry here?
I can!
How about your wife?
My wife? Do you know her?
You've got a wife?
We're divorced
I haven't heard you say that before.
Sister…
It's normal that a man has many wives.
Take it easy.
Bro, do you think so?
Yes…
Zixia, be honest
I think I've fallen for you.
After these two days
I wanna show my sincerity.
Thus I'm gonna request you to marry me In front of my bros.
This Pandora's Box.
Is my gift to you?
I hope you'll marry me.
I object this marriage!
Why?
Let me speak…
What a good couple they are!
You're a devil You're not qualified to object.
You have to pass Zixia's test first.
If you can pass it
I won't object it anymore.
What test?
She has sworn that.
She would marry the guy.
Who could pull out?
Her Magic Sword.
Listen to me.
It's untrue.
It's just a joke.
What joke?
It's not important.
Who can pull out the sword?
Stop nagging in my place!
I'm gonna kill the ones Who block my way?
King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
Why are you here?
At this time, the sword is close to me
0.01 cm I think.
But after 0.01 seconds.
The owner of the sword will fall for me.
This is because I've decided to tell lies.
Although I have told many lies before.
This is the best, I think.
You're gonna kill me If you step forward again.
You should do that.
I deserve to die.
I have had my best love before.
But I didn't treasure her.
When I lose her
I fell regretful.
It is the most painful matter in this world.
Just cut my throat!
No hesitation.
If God can give me.
Another chance.
I will say 3 words to her.
I love you.
If you have to give a time Limit to This Love.
I hope it is 10 thousand year.
But how will you tell your wife?
I have to tell her.
So I must get the Box back.
Tell her clearly and go back with you.
I won't listen to the others opinions.
I won't listen to the others.
Objections.
I will take all those on my own.
Don't lie to me!
But I hate myself.
Because I can't get back the Box.
I
I'll help you.
No! It's dangerous.
You don't want.
I want.
I won't hide a woman.
It's just rumor
I won't trust you anymore…
What are you doing here?
Who's he?
I'm asking you, who's he?
He.
Bro, who's he? Tell me.
He's my wife.
Bro, it's too much of you.
Bros.
You marry your sister to him!
So his wife pointed a sword at him.
You follow me I have something to ask you.
You've got a wife
I've lost my feeing to her.
Tell me what's going on
I've told you… Sister-in-Law.
Sister-in-Law?
Sorry, Madam Bull.
When you watched the moon with me In the past.
You called me Sweetie.
Now you yet your new lover! Call me Madam Bull?
Sweetie?
Do you think that I come here for?
That ugly Bull?
I come here for you, heartless monkey.
Bro, thank you.
It's none of business.
Sorry.
Wait for me here at midnight
I have something to tell you.
If I were you
I'll die when my husband decides to get A concubine.
Really?
Yes! But I'll castrate you first.
Follow me.
Zixia, I…
I trust you
I'll get the Box today.
Wait for me here at midnight.
Bro…
Let me go to see my bros first.
See you tonight.
Damn monkey, it's midnight now Where is he?
Big Brother!
I've told you that.
Big Brother won't do so to us.
He'll come to save Master.
Gout at night, wanna pee?
No need to praise me
I'm just better than you a little bit.
Stop nagging, go to save Master.
I can't take this anymore
I'm sure that Master is inside.
Right…
He's very annoying I can't take this anymore.
You go in, I stay back…
Go! You at the middle.
This way… Master is here, go in.
Master.
Master, master.
We come to bring you out.
I won't go.
Really? Why? No.
There're full of obstacles in the way of.
Getting scriptures.
This is because we're not united enough.
So the devils can do badly to us.
Ok, now it is the case.
Staying in this prison or not is Just the same.
The outside world.
Is just a larger prison to me?
You go out first I have something to talk to Big Brother.
Master.
Piggy, you're naughty again.
No, Master
I go out and protect you
Sandy, follow me. Yes.
You stand aside.
Blow up and blow up the ball.
You've dropped your thing.
Bro, keep it.
Why should I keep it?
Because I'm stronger than you.
Stronger than your shit!
Come in and have a sit.
Honestly, I'm not your bro.
I don't want to be your disciple.
Master, be kind to me.
Please let go of me, alright?
Do you know what "Dong, Dong…" is?
What "Dong, Dong, Dong"?
Only you… Can take me to get scriptures in the west.
Only you… can kill the devils.
Only you… can protect me.
No need to eat by the monster.
Only you are that strong.
Only you… Don't blame the master so talkative.
Wear the ring back.
Don't scare the death.
Don't scare the shit.
Do your best, if you scare I'll be with you…
Namonitabhaya.
I can't take this anymore!
Oh your shit! Stop it!
I've said I can't take this anymore.
But you still sing.
You disregard my feelings
I'll kill you if you sing again.
Monkey King, you kill you again.
Life and death are minor.
You'll sing this song with me.
When you know making sacrifices is So meaningful.
Namonitabhaya…
Zixia.
Bro, why are you taking a woman? With you?
Master has gone.
He said we had to wait for him At the forest 300 miles away.
Go there quickly, please.
Hold it!
What?
Ambush at the front
I can see it, no need to listen.
Stupid.
Hold you.
Xiang Xiang!
Why are you here?
Wow! Why is there so much blood? On your hand?
This is the blood.
Of the woman you're holding.
Her blood?
Yes! It's hers.
I stabbed her.
When she's sleeping.
If this woman is still alive.
You won't come back to me.
You have to let it be.
It is fate.
Bullshit!
If it is fate that you love Piggy.
Will you love him?
If this is God's order
I have to accept it.
Great!
You don't have to wait for God's order.
Wow! What are you going to do?
Go, go…
Changing Image Magic!
I will turn you into a rock.
Let go of me!
Grab your breasts!
Zixia…!
Wake up.
Big Bro, why are you embracing me?
Piggy?
Yes!
Where is Zixia?
Qin Xianglin…
Qingxia?
Wow! Please don't play joke!
I'm also hurt!
My chest muscles nearly touch My stomach.
Do you hate me?
No!
You hate me!
Fine! End now!
Stop! Give me some time
I just vomit. I'll vomit all things out soon.
Fine! I trust you.
Give you some time.
Try to get used to it now
I'm used to it already.
Fine, I'm OK
I wanna vomit!
You're so disgusting!
If you're not, he won't vomit.
Please be good to me
I will marry him
I'll give him a warm family.
Give birth too many kids.
Xianglin.
I will kill you!
Kill you.
Bro, you're also hurt?
Turn me back!
Shut up!
Listen to me!
Change me back!
I also want to do so!
I've used my power once
I need 49 days to recover
49 days! I…
Xianglin, face the reality!
Use your energy!
Use your energy! Stop playing!
Be quick!
Who is inside you?
I don't know where I am.
Two voices?
Who are you?
I'm Piggy. Who are you?
I'm Zixia.
Xianglin.
Joker.
Bro.
Zixia.
Ziaxia, you're still here.
You bitch!
I find you at last.
What are you doing?
Long time no see, and you become this.
Where's the Pandora's Box?
I didn't take it.
Kidding.
Give me.
Wait.
What will you do to the Box?
Go with me!
Fat woman! Don't hang around with me.
Xianglin will go away with you… The King Bull.
Don't dream.
You ask him if you don't believe it.
You said you love me.
Because you wanna take this and.
Go away with her?
Wait…
It's not true.
Don't want you to throw it away.
Great!
You should not do that.
Look at you.
Don't deny it!
I'll throw that away!
Bro…
What a man!
Shut up!
I love that!
You can't leave anymore.
Bull, you're seriously hurt.
Do you think that bitch hurt lesser?
Have a look!
You've deceived me so long.
In fact, I'm not.
Xianglin, who's that woman?
I won't listen to you!
Bastard! I'll leave you.
You affairs are none of my business.
You get yours! And I get mine!
Help Zixia, you have a part in the body.
Beat it up, make it hurt! Then you can Do nothing about it even if you.
Yes!
Wanna go?
Explain it clearly or you can't leave!
Don't hit him!
Bitch.
Bitch, stand aside It's none of your business.
Stop it!
I'm afraid that she'll hurt my body.
I won't help you.
Shut up!
I'll help her and beat you up.
Have a try!
I'm a woman. Please don't hit her strongly I'll kill you.
I won't give help I just wanna see your fight!
Go!
No
I'll take the Box for you.
And you can explain to your wife.
Wow, you're great! Perfect!
Really?
You're as perfect as possible.
Wait!
You!
Bitch, don't hit my girl
I like to do it.
Your man has gone.
How cool he is!
I'm a lucky woman!
Ok, I can play jumping down From the cliff.
Go nearer.
Monkey King.
Don't jump!
I don't want to do so.
You prefer jumping down to seeing me.
Ok I'd better go back to the Flam Mountain.
I won't do this case.
If I know this before.
I don't know stealing grapes will Make me suffer such punishment.
If I know that, I won't be a robber.
Yes, sure.
Like me, being a soldier.
You have no chance yet.
Unless immortal comes to save you.
I won't be a soldier.
Immortal has come.
Immortal!
Jing Jing.
Grandpa Buddha.
He steams buns.
None of your business!
Jing Jing!
Don't flirt me!
I flirt you because I love you.
Listen, if you want to be my wife.
Don't do badly anymore in the future.
Sure!
Let's go.
Drink tea.
Thank you!
You're welcome.
Why bring me back to this cave?
I didn't bring you back.
It's you who brought us back.
It may be because I miss Jing Jing Very much.
Yes! When you fainted.
You spoke out the name Jing Jing 98 times!
Jing Jing is my wife.
And a name Zixia.
You repeated 784 times
784 times.
She must have owed you lots of money.
I want Spider Web Cave Immortal to be My master.
She's changed Waterfall Cave into Spider Web Cave.
You tell me there's no such person!
We don't know.
Son of a bitch, you're still here!
Why did you do that to me?
Jing Jing.
Jing Jing, it's nice to see you.
What?
You've got thinner
I'm not the Monkey King.
But I don't how to tell you.
Because you won't believe in it
I will.
Because that damn monkey won't be So gentle to me.
Who are you?
I'll be your husband 500 years later
500 years later.
You will give up this affair because of me.
What I did is totally.
Just for you.
Jing Jing, I miss you
I miss you much and much.
I miss you much and much and much.
Don't you trust me?
No!
I can't blame you.
Let me see what's going on.
But I think I know you.
Absolutely.
Very and absolutely.
Very and absolutely and extremely!
How will we meet 500 years later?
At a pitch-dark night
I'm Joker, you're Pak Jing Jing.
Fantastic love.
Starts from a fire at the bridge.
When I turn back You point at me with your finger.
Then my hand gets burning.
You rush to me and hit me!
Hit and hit and hit!
No…
Look at me…
Yes, can you see it!
There are many.
Twists and turns.
Suddenly, the King Bull comes to us.
I fight with him with a bone.
He grabbed me to the Spider Web Cave.
Its right that time flies.
The following is the main content.
On the cliff, we reach the climax.
At that time, I touch you.
You touch me too.
We make promise that we won't separate.
But happiness is always a flash of time.
We only have endless pain!
Why will you die?
So I use the Box to travel back.
To the past
I discover that you kill yourself.
At the last moment.
I save your life!
But at the last time of time travel.
The Box doesn't work properly
I go back to 500 years ago.
That is the story.
What are you gonna do now?
I've found you, I needn't go back now.
Let's get married!
I… I just wake up
I have nothing to do.
So I come here. I wanna be a disciple.
You request marriage suddenly.
I… haven't brushed my teeth!
I know you're suspecting…
If I can give you my heart.
You'll know I'm not cheating you.
It's very simple!
You look like a thing.
Coconut?
A girl said that to me.
Oh, coconut.
Are his words all true?
No need to think!
You search the bottom!
Coconut, thank you very much.
Please tell you, am I his best love?
You've come back for a long time.
You just wanna get the Pandora's Box.
What do you mean?
I'm asking you when we will get marry.
But you keep saying no.
Will you marry me?
I do!
Is your sister crazy?
She keeps speaking nonsense all day long.
She's not crazy She's something wrong with the brain.
If she promises…
She has promised to marry him 7 days later.
You have made up your mind?
I cheated him
I'm waiting for my man to pick me up!
You think that bastard will come to Pick you up?
Congratulations!
But even if he comes back.
He can't get you back.
From the King Bull.
It is fate that he can pull out My Magic Sword.
He must be an inordinary man
I'm sure.
I know he'll come back one day.
Appear in public.
Wearing golden armour.
And stepping on colorful cloud Come to marry me.
You are crazy!
I'm not crazy! This is just my hope.
Promise me! Little psycho.
No!
Bro, things are always unpredictable
I can't think you'll get marry with Miss Pak so soon.
Yes, me too.
We're happy for you!
Thank you!
You made dreams last night.
You repeated the name Zixia 785 times.
One time more than last night
6 days have passed You'll get marry tomorrow.
He will come? I don't think so.
Yesterday, I told a spider to tell you.
Told you I missed you much.
Do you know?
You don't know again.
I am cheating you.
That's fine!
Just like a moth.
It flies to fire even it knows it'll get hurt.
Moth is so silly!
Come out, grapes.
I don't want to watch you
I just want to study.
The interesting relationship among humans.
Bro, you're a robber.
Don't pretend to be a scholar.
Even a robber has its own knowledge.
Stop it, go to sleep.
In your mind Is Zixia an exclamation mark?
Or she's a full stop?
Is your mind full of question marks?
Zixia is just a girl who I know
I lied to her in the past
I'm just feeling a little bit regretful
I hate him
I'll get marry today. What do you want?
When you discover that.
You've fallen in love with a man you hate.
This affair is really hurting you.
But how can I fall in love With a person I hate?
Please give me a reason. Please!
We don't need any reason to love a person.
Don't we?
Do we?
Don't we?
Do we?
Don't we?
Let me study it for you.
Why are you so serious? Need we?
Who?
Time's up.
How many brothers and sisters Do you have?
Are you parents alive?
Speak up!
I just wanna make a new friend.
When I'm going to die.
How to save Master?
Being a devil is the same as Being a human.
We should be kind.
If we are kind.
We are not a devil, we are a hybrid.
He understand?
Do you understand?
No one will come to pick you up.
Your letter.
Thank you.
Your conscience told me that
I'm not your best love.
Your best love is another woman.
When I saw the thing left by her In your heart.
I know that you came back not for me.
But for her.
This is God's order.
It is also called fate.
Jing Jing's gone
I know
I've read the letter.
Grandpa Buddha.
What's going on with her?
Have you read this letter?
No.
You read it.
Good.
Wanna go?
I know my sister Pak Jing Jing Has been here.
Where is she now?
Speak up!
Does she owe you this much?
You don't let your sister go.
Just tell me.
I don't know
I don't know.
It is heard that you're kind.
They are your friends?
No!
Do you know?
Kill me if you must kill someone.
They don't know your sister.
All of them are innocent.
I agree!
I admire bold people very much.
If you're one of them
I can fulfill your desire!
Wait!
I really think that You aren't scared of death!
I'm gonna die. Please do me a favor
I've heard that if you cut fast and Accurately.
The man got hurt won't die at once When he's cut open.
He can still see.
Help me, does it as fast as you can.
Tear out my heart.
Let you see it clearly.
What are you talking about?
A friend of mind.
Left something in my heart.
I want to know what that is.
It's strange.
Humans and devils are born By their mothers.
Different person acts as a different mom.
A devil's mom is a devil's mom.
I can take this.
What's your name of your mom?
Kowtow to Heaven and Earth.
Let's marry.
Wait!
Look!
Now, she is the younger sister and She'll save her elder sister.
The elder sister Will save the younger sister.
What do you want?
We're married today. Let my sister go
I won't break my promise.
I don't want to fight anymore.
You go!
I just have one sister in my life.
Sister.
King Bull!
I won't let my sister marry you.
Sister.
What are you talking about?
I just have one sister in my whole life.
Come on!
I'm right.
Faster than me.
You're so great.
It's time.
Changing image.
Xiang Xiang?
I'm not your sister.
Xiang Xiang, what are you doing?
Brother.
Brother, my Changing Image Magic…
Xiang Xiang.
Turn me into a dog.
Who are you?
I'm Qingxia!
Sister…
I will kill you.
Go to save Master!
Don't hit my sister!
Come to save us.
Kill that girl!
No!
It's you!…Go away!
I'll kill the one who block my way.
Goddess
I'm about to understand your words.
I use my eyes to see.
When I'm dying
I use my heart to see this world.
And all things.
I see it clearly.
That girl…
Left a drop of tear in my heart.
I felt.
Her sorrow.
Have you given up.
All things in human world?
Yes.
Life and death.
Is minor.
Great, great.
Congratulations.
Bro, what's up?
Come on, have a sit.
Have a sit.
It's unlucky that 3 friends of mine were Get involved.
It's none of their business!
But I don't understand.
Why can human hatred lasts 10 years 50 years.
And even 500 years?
What hatred is it?
So the Longevity Monk went to the west.
And got scriptures.
Which clean our heart?
Understand.
I wanna stay. There are.
Many things waiting for me to do.
You go to have your next lives As soon as possible!
Good!
You're slashed because of me
I hope I can pay you back in my next life.
Pay back more
I can do what I can do, grapes.
Goodbye.
We're leaving.
I wanna warn you again.
After wearing the Gold Ring.
You're no longer a normal human.
You can't touch human desires anymore.
If you do so.
The Gold Ring will get smaller and smaller.
It's very uncomfortable.
Ok!
Before wearing this Ring.
What do you wanna say?
I had my best love.
But I don't treasure her.
When I lost her, I felt regretful.
It is the most painful thing in this world.
If God can give me.
Another chance
I will say "I love you" to her!
If there is a time limit.
I hope… it is 10 thousand years.
Kowtow.
Kowtow to the forefather Drink wedding wine.
Now you're a member of the Bull Family.
Colorful clouds…
Look like mash mallow.
Really?
Be careful!
Thundering.
It's raining, get the clothes.
Damn monkey, you flirt with my life.
Although we are friends
I'll indict you slander if you repeat again.
Kill him.
Sorry!
This sneeze may make you disappointed.
Joker.
Are you satisfied this time?
Master.
It's the Monkey King
I just thought it's a piece of cloud.
Master, I committed many offences In the past.
It's lucky that Goddess show a right road To me.
Now I'm gonna worship Buddha Whole-heartedly
I won't feel reluctant to give up Human desires.
Master
I will take the responsibility.
Great.
You're now on the right road.
Joker.
Joker, you're here eventually.
Miss!
I… know a friend called Joker.
He ask me to tell Zixia Immortal Something.
Is it you?
Joker.
Stop!
I'm asking you, is it you?
Is it you?
Speak up.
Yes.
He said he had went back to the Starting point.
And he hoped that.
She would find her best love As soon as possible.
Don't kid me, Joker.
Let me tell you again
I'm the Monkey… King.
Don't make any mistake
I'm gonna kill you today.
Change!
Beat you to death, damn monkey.
Look out my fork.
I like barbecued chicken wing!
Use my fork to make Barbecued chicken wing?
I nearly forget it
I'm a vegetarian.
Give me back!
Is it funny! Tell me!
Tell me…
Why are you so quiet?
Help me.
Sorry
I don't want you lose face in front of Your bros.
Let me help you.
Give back to you.
Great! Look out.
Super bugs
I'm scared, so many bugs.
It's lucky that I have many little monkeys.
Kill all the monkeys.
Let him kill.
Are you the Monkey King?
Will you go to the west to get scriptures?
Bring me with you.
Yes!
She can act as a whore.
If she goes with me.
That's great…
I can't take this anymore.
Come here, hold me tight!
You can't take me anymore.
I can
I can't take you anymore.
You're so ugly, we're immortals.
Please no more sexual harassment.
Why did you do that to me?
Are you angry?
I would get angry!
Cry if you want
I'll kill you all bastards.
Magic Fan.
Help me.
So troublesome!
Master!
Monkey King, help me!
I can't believe that you do that to me.
You two protect Master.
I know.
Zixia, no.
What are you doing?
Will you come?
Why are you so concerned about me? Let me die
I'm not concerned about out.
We'll treasure our lives.
You are no immortals.
Monkey King, you can't defeat me.
What a wide ditch.
It's coming!
Stop kidding.
Put the whole city to the side of the sun.
Whom can you save now?
Don't bother me, you go to hell.
Wait!
Lie to me again?
Damn monkey How dare you stop my attack!
Go!
Go back!
Shit, burning.
Stupid!
Bitch! What do you want?
Stupid!
You're stupid!
You're not human.
Don't get mad.
Do you understand what I've told you?
Do you know I'm not an immortal now?
I only understand one thing.
Love means pain.
Don't bullshit with me.
You've mistaken me!
Where did you buy these gold rings?
Be careful!
Zixia.
Master, look out!
Zixia.
My lover is a hero.
One day he'll come with a cloud Come to me and marry me
I've guessed the start.
But I haven't guessed the ending.
Master…
I want your life!
It's very hot! You'll be a roast pig.
It'll explode.
We have to get the help of Pandora's Box.
Go.
The sun is coming, hurry up.
Bring Master go.
Hurry up!
Qingxia.
My sister is not here
I think I should go back To be Buddha's lamp wick again.
Goodbye.
Big Brother, you get up so early!
What's happened?
Big Brother, you've forgot it
I met a storm last night.
You brought me here!
Go!
Master, where are we going now?
India.
Why does Master speak in this way?
Master is a clear cut guy. Let's go.
Master, walk slowly please.
Bro, be careful!
Thanks!
It is said that this was the Waterfall Cave 500 years ago.
It's the living place of the Monkey King.
Since he's killed the King Bull.
And saved the Longevity Monk.
There are no devils in the world.
After that, many people came here Fooling around.
That guy put on a pig head.
And say that he's Piggy.
Bro.
There is only make-upon your face.
Please be more professional.
Look at your hair.
There are two cakes on your head.
You should pay more money to make Yourself up.
What's up?
Your image is really disgusting.
Don't angry at me I'm always an honest guy
I won't get angry.
Cut me if you like.
You son of bitch! Do you think I daren't do so?
Thanks.
This is really sage.
Big Bro.
Bro, let's go
Buddha Cave.
Fine, thanks.
Thanks…
Big Bro, what are you looking at?
Both girls who know Piggy.
Who?
Beancurd Beauty.
It is heard that.
They sell beancurds.
They have earned much money.
For their husbands to attend The civil service exam.
The Highest Graduate
Mei!
Congratulations!
You husband has become The Highest Graduates of the exam.
Go to welcome him.
Honey.
Honey Honey.
Go away, no one of your business.
Honey, Ah.
You work so hard in making beancurds.
You work so hard in making beancurd.
Honey.
Honey
I know ow to make beancurds, too.
Go!
Blow the ball
I blow the ball up.
Blow the ball up and up.
Come here!
It's crowded!
Monkey King.
Master.
Have a look.
Ok!
They've stood there for 3 days.
They didn't.
Look, devil.
I think I shouldn't come.
It's too late.
Leave some memories, Ok?
I don't need memory.
I want you.
You can just get my body.
Instead of my spirit
I've got a lover already.
We won't have good result.
Let go of me
I'll let you go.
But you have to kiss me Before you've left.
Have a kiss…
Kiss…
I'm just a powerless warrior.
If kiss you.
My image will be ruined.
You're lying.
You daren't kiss me.
Because you still love me
I'm telling you.
If you reject me.
You'll regret for you whole life.
I won't kiss you even if I regret.
Its fate.
I will stay here for my whole life
I love you.
What's up?
That guy looks strange
I know.
He looks like a dog!